Talk to me Queenie

Well Ill be damned!

How appropriate that we were able to nab the Queen! Coming off that snuffy inbred love fest, Im sure Liz has got something on her mind!

So; on with it Liz, whats on your mind??

QE: Mmm. Yues. (smirks)

WOYMB: Queen Elizabeth, uh, whats with that pert little smile. I thought you would be radiant - I mean your Grandson just got married after all!

QE: Yes Yes, well that certainly is on my mind, and I am indeed happy for them...Its just my mind is on other things at the moment...

WOYMB: Other things? How could you possibly be thinking of anything else? Care to enlighten us?

QE: Well...Its just that Im thankful...

WOYMB: For....

QE: For the new couple, taking all the pressure off my old, withered, Elephant-like heels.

WOYMB: Ummm, Can yo-

QE: Listen, you have no idea the shitty-ness of this gig! Have you ever wanted to do something simple like eat a Hoagie on a park bench? Or wear track-pants? Or scratch your genitalia in public?! Do you know how itchy Ive been on that fucking wagon? ITCHY! Thats how! And in summer? Pure hell. Its like a fucking Bus Engine down there!!!

WOYMB: I uh...

QE: Ive dreamed dreams of track pants wagon rides...Im eating olives out of a jar, drunk as a mermaid, flipping off everyone! But I cant. I...just cant....

WOYMB: Man. That's a bummer, eh?

QE: Yes, it is. It hurts me. But...I lament. It is my fate.

WOYMB: I never knew how bogus your deal was...

QE: Pure Bogus...

One night in Tonga

Welcome everyone!

Its the second installment of 'Whats on You Mind Bill", the blog that asks various world currencies, 'whats on their mind'. Our maiden post recieved staggeringly good press, and literally millions of people can now rest easy knowing what is on the mind of former Prime Minister Wilfrid Laurier!

Now, there has been much speculation as to who's brain we would pick next. 'Gotta be Andrew Jackson', some said. Others thought the Queen would be a likely candidate.

Well, I have a suprise in store:


Its former King of Tonga, the honourable Taufa ahau Tupou IV!!!


So with our futher ado,

Whats on Your Mind Taufa?

TaTIV: Ugg!

WOYMB: Umm...So...Is it true, sir that you once fought Street Fighter's M. Bison?

TaTIV: Yes. It is true. He is a good fighter, but I am superior.

WOYMB: Can you lay out the battle a bit for us, sir?

TaTIV: Yes. It was 1995. M. Bison and I were on ICQ, and he called me a Walrus. I took offence to this, and challenged him to a battle in the courtyard of my Palace. Women and Men of Tonga flocked to see the battle. It went the full three rounds. Down to the wire - both our powers the smallest of red nibs. He came at me through the air with a Double Knee Press. In anticipation, I blocked it, threw an uppercut, and won the battle.

WOYMB: Holy Shit!!!

TaTIV: Yes. I declared a country wide Tongan Orgy, that lasted 3 weeks. M. Bison - full of honour - joined me. We intercoursed many. You must leave now.

WOYMB: Um...Sir, can you please not brandish that large blade. You are scaring me.

TaTIV: Leave my palace.

Welcome to "Whats On Your Mind Bill?"



A stupid fucking blog, and ultimately a pretty big waste of people's time!

At this blog we will be asking various Bills - or better yet, the people on said Bills - whats on their mind. Haven't you always wanted to know what the people on various World Wide Currencies are thinking? No? Well too bad, cuz here we go:

Lets start with the classic Canadian Five Dollar Bill.

So, Wilfrid Laurier; whats on your mind?






WL: Well as Canada's first francophone Prime Minister, and great statesmen, I am a little worried. You see, my wife is knitting me a sweater for my birthday, and I am not sure that I am going to like it.

WOYMB: Go one...



WL: Yes, well, she is a skilled seamstress, but I feel that she lacks the passion, and intrinsic artistic nature to fashion me a sweater that is up to my dapper standards.

WOYMB: Hmmmm...

WL: Yes. I am also somewhat regretting the Grapefruit that I had for lunch. Much too tart, quite frankly.

WOYMB: Fascinating.

Stay tuned for more thought provoking chats with Bills, and the people who adorn them!!!