Saturday, August 6, 2011

Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

Well, its been a while. We here at Whats On Your Mind Bill have been rather immersed in a summer drinking flurry. The downward trend of entries, is in direct relation to an upward swing in McDonald's consumption. For shame.


Alas, a new entry is to follow featuring Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, statesman, army officer, revolutionary, and first President of Turkey.



So without further a do, Whats on Your Mind Mustafa?

MKA: I am so happy for Roberto.

WOYMB: Pardon?

MKA: Robbie. You know, the greatest second baseman who ever lived. Are you going to catch the fucking taste, or not?

WOYMB: Oh! Ok, ya, Roberto Alomar! I heard he was just inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

MKA: Yes, you idiot. It is a superb honour. I have sent invitations for him to join me in my Bath. We will lie naked in oil, and become limber. Then we will take our naked and limber bodies to my batting cages, and hit dingers. Then we will have fruit punch, and watch the time when he hit that homerun off of Dennis Eckersley, in the playoffs.

WOYMB: Ya, that was quite the dong - however, can we talk about your rise to power, in Turkey, and your distingu-

MKA: No. Today is about Robert. I have also glove for him to sign. Also I have picked out a pair of my underpants, and have requested that he wear them during our exercising. I will then do private things with them.

WOYMB: That seems a little much, don't you think.

MKA: You are ignorant to my passions, sir. You are not a Robbie fan.

WOYBM: I like him just fine...I just wouldn't ask him to wear my underpants. It just seems kind of, you know, weird...So has he got back to you yet?

MKA: No. Turkish post is slow, as is the request of the Turkish People. Slow mail service is one of the pillars of our country. Also bathing in baths, and wearing underpants covered in the sweat of great major league baseball players. He should receive the notice within 90 days.

WOYMB: I'm not so sure that he will go for it.

MKA: You would not say that if you saw the fine paper that I wrote the request on. It was nice paper.

WOYMB: I'm going to leave now.

MKA: Leave your underpants.