Thursday, January 12, 2012

Hassanal Bolkiah

Well,


With a whisk of time, its 2012.

I must admit, we here at Whats On Your Mind Bill, have been steadfastly doing NOTHING.

...It was not necessarily a goal of ours to utterly perfect our own personal techniques of massaging, and caressing our pubic regions...


Perhaps then it is a good thing that we have taken clammy hands off bodies, and pulled up a chair with Hassanal Bolkiah, The Sultan of Brunei!!!!!


What an honour, I must say! So without further ado;

Whats On Your Mind, Hassanal?

HB: I am a whimsical fantasy man! In my study I have a Bald Eagle who is covered, daily, in Gold Flakes! I am training him to be a special bird, of gold and majesty. Soon I will enter him sexually, and the both of us will fly - as one - to the top of the highest mountain.

WOYMB: That sounds pretty insane, if you don't mind me saying so.

HB: Insane to the mind of a proletariat. Your poorly trimmed facial hair, and lack of overall jewels, allow me to discern that you do not have the passion or drive to have sexual intercourse with an Eagle covered in Gold. You are a but a foot stool, and I the Shoulders of Atlas.

WOYMB: Well, I gotta say you did a pretty good job of insulting me, in the most nonsensical manor I have ever experienced.

HB: Fair enough, I am sorry if I offended you and your idiocy. As apology, if you can guess the desert that is under my hat, I will give it to you.

WOYMB: Um, OK...Is it a Banana Cream Pie?

HB: Yes!! IT IS! You miraculous spec of dirt! You are a magic scientist. I am putting you on my pay roll, straight away. Your new life will see you ingesting a lot of Mir, and eating Pies off of my bathroom floor, while I insert cans of paint into a Hippo's Asshole!

WOYMB: Holy shit! That sounds pretty insane, and I think I'm gonna have to pass....

HB: Your salary will be $750,000 per month.

WOYMB: Where do I sign?