A meaningless month - in an End Year - calls for only one thing; an interview with former populist movement leader, and Mayor of Bogota, the charismatic Jorge Eliecer Gaitan Ayala!!!
So Jorge, Whats on your mind?
JEGA: Have you a daughter?
WOYMB: Pardon me, Jorge?
JEGA: A daughter? Have you one? I have some questions that I need to ask her in a closet.
WOYMB: Well, I feel as though we're getting a little off topic here, right away. Can we perhaps discuss your political career? I gather it was quite something.
JEGA: Yes. I certainly was blessed with a gift for politics, for strategy, and for leadership. I am proud of my accomplishments, after all, they were also the accomplishments of the Colombian People. Now; can you describe your daughter to me in exact physical detail?
WOYMB: Fuck, Jorge! Please I'm trying to cond-
JEGA: Is her skin soft as linen? I feel as though it is...
WOYMB: Listen - I don't have a daughter. Can we keep on track please...
JEGA: That is a classic lie, from a person who holds possession of a Soft Angel. May I please talk to her in my quarters for the evening? I will tell her my tales of bravery and courage. She may then choose to engage my genitalia.
WOYMB: Holy fuck man, didn't you hear me?
JEGA: I will build for her a frolicking garden, for her to frolic in. She will smell of rose peddles in the evening hours, and our lust will be forever entwined.
WOYMB: Okay, Jorge. Ive got to head out. Thanks for the chance to talk, I really appreciate it.
JEGA: I will send to you one lock of her hair, to remember her by. This is my word...
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