How appropriate that we were able to nab the Queen! Coming off that snuffy inbred love fest, Im sure Liz has got something on her mind!
So; on with it Liz, whats on your mind??
QE: Mmm. Yues. (smirks)
QE: Mmm. Yues. (smirks)
WOYMB: Queen Elizabeth, uh, whats with that pert little smile. I thought you would be radiant - I mean your Grandson just got married after all!
QE: Yes Yes, well that certainly is on my mind, and I am indeed happy for them...Its just my mind is on other things at the moment...
WOYMB: Other things? How could you possibly be thinking of anything else? Care to enlighten us?
QE: Well...Its just that Im thankful...
WOYMB: For....
QE: For the new couple, taking all the pressure off my old, withered, Elephant-like heels.
WOYMB: Ummm, Can yo-
QE: Listen, you have no idea the shitty-ness of this gig! Have you ever wanted to do something simple like eat a Hoagie on a park bench? Or wear track-pants? Or scratch your genitalia in public?! Do you know how itchy Ive been on that fucking wagon? ITCHY! Thats how! And in summer? Pure hell. Its like a fucking Bus Engine down there!!!
WOYMB: I uh...
QE: Ive dreamed dreams of track pants wagon rides...Im eating olives out of a jar, drunk as a mermaid, flipping off everyone! But I cant. I...just cant....
WOYMB: Man. That's a bummer, eh?
QE: Yes, it is. It hurts me. But...I lament. It is my fate.
WOYMB: I never knew how bogus your deal was...
QE: Pure Bogus...
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